Never enough
By crazycatlady - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By crazycatlady - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 18/10/2012 05:33 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/07/2020 14:01
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By Jack - 10/01/2016 02:07 - United States - Minneapolis
Not sure if has a lot of cats and dated lots of men or has very little cats and dated almost no men. Because, this could potentially no be as bad as it sounds.
So you've had more pussy than dick.
I've only had one boyfriend and at one point I had 9 cats (one of them had a litter of kittens), so I don't see the FML honestly.
Oh, so you have one cat? haha kidding....
I hope the punch line here is that you're actually a lesbian.
For all I know that can be 2. That could be normal depending on your situation.
So you have 1 cat?
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Sometimes pussy is better than dick anyway ;P
dating a large number of people isn't necessarily something to be proud of. quality over quantity(: