Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML
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Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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TheBrightSide00 16
Could have been worse. She could have tried crowd surfing her way out of there..
Ambient25 24
With her running and crying it sounds like Nickelback came on stage right when you proposed. Sorry buddy.
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Comments (119)
japtap81 16
What show did this come off of? I keep thinking Bill and Ted.
hellmate 12
what exactly did you say?!?!
richardsgf 5
This sounds like Maybe a bandmate and Zayn Malik thing
saxoBEAST57 10
This isn't a great way to do it. It'll just put all this stress and pressure on her. That's not fun for anybody.
iloveyouforev92 8
That was the biggest bitch move a girl could ever do. >.
steviemelikian 5
OMG! Sorry that must've shck
majesticgirl 4
the band life..
pinky1532 3
What band?
BadLuckV 9
I feel like, she ran off crying because she wanted the other one. Like she was in love with him and not you.
Kill Me Please!!! 9
A proposal is supposed to be a magical moment-kinda like a first kiss. Or a first hug. Or a first anything. I feel for you, OP. I hope your heart heals.......