Proposal, Music and Love: Never attempt this

Never attempt this

By rock'n roller - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML

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You deserved it 6 797

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML

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By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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By NotBridezilla - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML

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By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

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Sounds promising

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML

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Too late

By dumpedtaco - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML

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By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

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Creepy

By Fail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

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Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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TheBrightSide00 16

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:46

Could have been worse. She could have tried crowd surfing her way out of there..

Ambient25 24

Tuesday 3 December 2013 9:44

With her running and crying it sounds like Nickelback came on stage right when you proposed. Sorry buddy.

Comments

japtap81 16

Thursday 5 December 2013 19:52

What show did this come off of? I keep thinking Bill and Ted.

hellmate 12

Monday 16 December 2013 5:10

what exactly did you say?!?!

richardsgf 5

Monday 23 December 2013 19:13

This sounds like Maybe a bandmate and Zayn Malik thing

saxoBEAST57 10

Tuesday 31 December 2013 6:32

This isn't a great way to do it. It'll just put all this stress and pressure on her. That's not fun for anybody.

iloveyouforev92 8

Tuesday 31 December 2013 23:08

That was the biggest bitch move a girl could ever do. >.

steviemelikian 5

Friday 3 January 2014 5:08

OMG! Sorry that must've shck

majesticgirl 4

Wednesday 12 February 2014 5:54

the band life..

pinky1532 3

Saturday 31 May 2014 23:51

What band?

BadLuckV 9

Monday 21 July 2014 7:25

I feel like, she ran off crying because she wanted the other one. Like she was in love with him and not you.

Kill Me Please!!! 9

Friday 9 June 2017 20:23

A proposal is supposed to be a magical moment-kinda like a first kiss. Or a first hug. Or a first anything. I feel for you, OP. I hope your heart heals.......