Today, my bandmate and I decided to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML
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Today, my band played for our school. We were cheered for and everything. Being the lead singer, I tried to look cool and push the mic away and pull it back by pushing down the bottom of the stand with my foot. It hit my face and I bled like crazy, but I kept singing. No one clapped at the end. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, as I was planning my impending nuptials with my fiancé, my sister jokingly told him it's not too late to call it off. He took her seriously and bailed. He won’t answer my calls. FML
Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me, talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "So… does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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TheBrightSide00 16
Could have been worse. She could have tried crowd surfing her way out of there..
Ambient25 24
With her running and crying it sounds like Nickelback came on stage right when you proposed. Sorry buddy.
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Comments (119)
figures101 5
Sounds like your gf is in love with your now engaged buddy. I mean think about it it makes sense. Why else would she cry? If she didn't want to she could have said yes then no when in private or said no then ran off.
caffeinecat 9
Maybe she was embarrassed (by the public exhibition) to the point of tears?
theGazettE_fml 1
I wouldn't think one of the babes would react that way, sorry, dude.
SempiternalPurge 4
Damn dude, sorry to hear.
katertott 44
Could have, but it ultimately turned into an FML, so... I'm guessing no, it wasn't stage fright. Either way, it sucks.
KayleeFrye 39
Proposing in public always has that risk. Sometimes, even if you love the person, a proposal can catch you off guard and you might need time to gather your thoughts and make a decision. Doing it in public increases the pressure by a million.
DarthVader77 9
Congrats to all of you. Certainty is worth its weight in gold
nitrog100 21
C'est la ******* vie, brochacho.
awkward_gothlady 32
True, but a person in a band usually is used to being onstage...
garcie_star 5
After the concert what did she say
pinchepriscyla 9
Fuuuuck sorry to hear it.. Maybe they were tears of joy..?