Today, I asked my boss if I could have a bigger cubicle. I'm now working in one that is half the size of my old one. FML
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Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML
Today, my boss showed me how he wants his office redecorating. We have employees on minimum wage and yet he wants a private bathroom, large screen TV, sofa and PlayStation, and a decorative suit of armour, all in an office that’s already bigger than my one bedroom flat. FML
Today, for the third time this week, my boss made me switch desks. Each new desk is closer to the door than the last one. I think he's trying to tell me something. FML
Today, the guy in the cubicle across from me complained about me to our boss. Apparently, his relatives heard me typing something on his daily 8+ hour call to them, and now don't believe he has his own office. My boss took his side and asked me to type quieter. FML
Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML
Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending three hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML
Today, I was promoted to a management position and finally get to have my own office, only to find out it's located in the basement and has no windows. FML
Today, I got written up for asking my coworker a question that I should have asked my boss to ask my coworker. Yay bureaucracy. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
Today, I once again got less than 20 hours of work for the entire week. My boss's solution? Double the staff. FML
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whoaaahorsie 7
._. what an asshole.
jumpshot32 11
Better not ask for a raise!
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Comments (97)
icallbullshit 3
Are you sure that she or he can do that?
heyred 11
Next thing you know, they'll try to take your red Swingline, Milton.
Michael_92 20
Now thats just scary. I watched that movie maybe 4 hours ago!
Doxy 22
Well then 38 is obviously stalking you.
iloveursister 4
just shit on his desk that'll teach him
pdp_fml 21
You deserve it OP. You should never have complained in the first place. Be happy that you have a job.
HayleyNicole94 0
Welcome to THE OFFICE
PYLrulz 17
I feel sorry for ya Dilbert
cn90000 1
cause u r not important 4 ur boss.
Doxy 22
Just like grammar and language isn't important to you.
bfyc61y 5
That's what you get for not using the proper cover sheet on your TPS reports. Didn't you get the memo? I'm gonna ask you to come in Saturday to take care of that...,,, yeh.
geod69 8
Budget cuts
retyi43 14
I'm going to.. to burn the place down