Awkward, Parents and Love: MILF Manor

MILF Manor

By daughter - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Vårgårda

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML

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Tuesday 18 September 2012 11:41

Those are some ulterior motives from hell. I think this is one of the rare times to say "dump him" and be right.

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Comments

botanistjessica 24

Wednesday 19 September 2012 19:50

You could've at least quoted something better

1dvs_bstd 41

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:56

Meg Griffin, is that you?! o.O

SSx0x25 0

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:47

what a pig ! dump him

cool987654321 0

Thursday 20 September 2012 8:49

What does milf mean?

msmeg1921 12

Monday 24 September 2012 5:36

So hope you dumped his ass!

ShadowLimelight 2

Tuesday 25 September 2012 8:07

Is your name Stacy

Doubledimp 23

Sunday 24 February 2013 23:24

Is your name Stacy? Bc that would explain it all.

drctc 2

Saturday 30 March 2013 7:52

1) insert Stacy joke here 2) MILF can spell FML...

DusktheKat 12

Saturday 13 July 2013 6:07

what is a MILF?

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 19:31

he's sick. hope he doesn't get her!

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