Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Gainesville, United States
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Today, I asked my husband if he knew what day it was. His answer was, "Garbage day?" It's our six-year anniversary. FML
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Plush4318 1
Make sure he takes himself out with the garbage.
cj1169 13
Well, was he wrong?
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14byrnze14 0
Men where awesome
Hiimhaileypotter 53
What are you trying to say?
GracesDelirium 9
Men are awesome? Man we're awesome? Not a good comment, anyway. Try again...or don't, rather.
eccentrix 12
Food found that.
14byrnze14 0
Great screwed up my 1st comment on here no way back now
nabee26 15
That really sucks. Something similar happened to me so I know how you feel. You can always dish something out to him and see if he likes it! Maybe if there's some important day to him coming up soon, you can be sure to forget it! Lol
misspulkadot24 17
Reminds me of that episode of I Love Lucy when Ricky pretends to forget and ends up getting her pearls. Who knows, maybe you will be surprised by a neckl-Ah who am I kidding, he forgot.
Llamacod 11
or, maybe, tonight in the bedroom he will give her a pearl necklace. wink wink
Comet_Candy 23
If I remember correctly, there was a Flintstones episode just likne OPs scenario...
Comet_Candy 23
Like* I don't exactly know how that "n" got in there.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"Hey! It's garbage day!" *shoots* A cookie to anyone who knows the movie that came from.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
F-f-free shipping? Uh.... It's Opposite day! *shoots self*
luna2152 3
It's been proven time and again that men aren't very good at remembering dates, and you probably didn't make the situation any better by giving him a pop quiz. He probably didn't mean anything by it, so I'd cut him some slack.
br0ccoli 15
16- Wrong. Guys remember important dates because they're 1)reminded of and 2)interested in what will happen on that day. I don't recall any male football or NBA fan ever missing the date of the superbowl or the playoffs. He's watching every year, planning in advance to watch with his buddies -- beer and nacho buffet included. Is he busy on that day? Nope. Schedule cleared.
leeburns 5
Cause every day there's a super bowl or playoff commercial to remind us if someone told us when our anniversary was every day then we wouldn't forget that ether
luna2152 3
107- You said it yourself, because they are reminded on a regular basis. It doesn't state anywhere that OP had been reminding him for days or anything. People forget stuff. It happens. Hell, I'm usually excellent with dates and I've forgotten anniversaries too. Does it mean that I didn't care about them? Nope, it means I'm human.
KiiwiiRox 6
Is he saying your anniversary is garbage? Jk Don't take it too hard, I know plenty of people that forget their anniversary because they have too much on their plate. And don't take me wrong, it's a very important occation but either he's faking and planning something or he forgot. Good luck though! Doesn't mean he doesn't love you!
ScarletBloom 14
What he meant was to ask you to do your house chores.
nabee26 15
20- Did you seriously think your profile pic is flattering? I mean you're a pretty girl but honey that picture isn't..... Ah nevermind, you look beautiful!
anyav3 13
Say the asshole with a sex position as a pic!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
STFU, nabee. You're more annoying than I am, and I'm pretty ******* annoying. Just go away.
nabee26 15
67- I don't think anyone could be more annoying and ignorant as you!
nabee26 15
67- OMG you're so mean. You like hurt my feelings. I don't know like what I'm gonna do! OMG Get over yourself!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh boy! CATFIGHT! *Grabs popcorn, soda, and lawnchairs*
Abby Gut 25
wtf was the point in commenting on her appearance? grow up.
Enslaved 38
Hope he doesn't think it's the same difference.:P
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Well happy anniversary anyway! :) Sorry he forgot :(
emoshadow47 9
Wow