Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Gainesville, United States
Memories
Today, I asked my husband if he knew what day it was. His answer was, "Garbage day?" It's our six-year anniversary. FML
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Plush4318 1
Make sure he takes himself out with the garbage.
cj1169 13
Well, was he wrong?
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DisturbedCupcake 3
Congrats! It's my parents' 16 yr today.
unknown_user5566 27
My husband has forgotten important dates before, too. Eventually I learned that it's a waste of energy to get offended, and I just programmed important information into the calendar on his phone. Try it- it helps quite a bit! Happy Anniversary, too, OP. Six years is a pretty big accomplishment!
journeytotheend 16
Time to take out the trash haha
deadxwedding84 5
At least he didn't say, "Right, garbage day."
AClassActx3 7
Well. Breaking up is DEFINITELY unnecessary. I think he should just be put on the couch :)
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Give him the bennifit of the doubt and maybe he'll have a surprise for you later OP. If not, your life sucks.
Briiyahh 7
Maybe he forgot and is gonna surprise you with something later. My dad pretense he forgot and ended up remarrying my mom
jesinuevo 3
That's your fault. Everyone knows that men don't remember things like birthdays, anniversary dates, and holidays. Plus you tricked him by asking a vague question, just count your lucky stars your still together. Happy anniversary OP! Next time save yourself disappointment and remind him the day before. Plus, if you give him a anniversary BJ, he will remember next time.
sweetmama88 6
Omg where's your heart !
sweetmama88 6
Any women knows that men always forget the important things , but god forbid we forget them !
unknown_user5566 27
Correction: any SEXIST knows that men "always" forget important things. Any sane person knows that both men AND women make mistakes and forget things because it's human nature.
thewife5 19
I'm female and married for 13 years.. My husband reminds me of stupid shit like anniversaries and I remember the kids schedules and such.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, you are making too big of a deal out of it. Some people are just not into celebrating anniversaries. And it has nothing to do with him being a male. I am a female and yet I can never remember any anniversaries, my boyfriend's birthday, or any other "important" dates. If celebrating your anniversary is important to you then organize a celebration for you and your husband and tell him about it. Don't expect him to surprise you with a celebration.