Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Gainesville, United States
Memories
Today, I asked my husband if he knew what day it was. His answer was, "Garbage day?" It's our six-year anniversary. FML
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Plush4318 1
Make sure he takes himself out with the garbage.
cj1169 13
Well, was he wrong?
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J4C0B 1
Get used to it! Next year his responce will be "Mow The Lawn Day"?
moodyreallyrocks 27
That was bad!
greenie213 23
That's why I'm going to get my anniversary tattooed on the inside of my hand.
xela96 0
He probably had other things stressing him. Honestly why is it that everyone is hating on men? Not all men forget so easily and just because he forgot doesn't make him a bad spouse. They've been together for 6 years so he must be doing something right
cartooncharacter 9
8, you fail at spell check!!! Ignorance is my only allergy!!!! *large sneeze* *cough cough*
seanc722 2
Its better when things fall on memorable dates already so that others remind you. My sisters birthday is rememberance day, so everyone remids me! My anniversary is boxing day, so it's like "hrm it's christmas.... Tomorrow is something aside from just great shopping for myself!"
disney_blonde 16
But was it also trash day? Was he right?
perdix 31
Sounds about right. The 10th anniversary is "What the **** did I do to my life Day," 15 is "Slit my wrists Day," and 20 is "Waiting for the sweet release of death Day."
br0ccoli 15
Perdix --NAKED ZUMBA YEAH!!!!!!!!!! I bet that'll spice up any anniversary. It's official. I'm obsessed with naked Zumba. *hip thrusts*
perdix 31
As well you should be, when I get going with those Shakira songs, the visuals are dazzling! I have to ice down my junk afterwards, but we suffer for our art!
__1DRose1__ 0
Ouch! Sorry OP
marshmelo17 5
This is what Facebook is for - reminding men of their wives birthdays and anniversaries.