Today, I'm so broke that I'm thinking about using a glass of whiskey and a pair of pliers to pull out my broken wisdom teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in a bid to avoid going to the dentist, my husband decided to have one of his drunk buddies pull his tooth out with pliers. Now he has to have surgery to remove the shards of tooth left rotting in his mouth. It’s going to cost thousands. Thanks babe. FML
Today, while I was drunk, my brother decided to use pliers to pull out my bad tooth. He grabbed the wrong tooth, and when it didn’t pop out cleanly he decided he just needed to squeeze harder, and crushed the healthy tooth into splinters. I can feel the nerve with my tongue, it’s agony. FML
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Today, after waking up from a bad migraine which caused my teeth to clench, I found out that I broke a molar. A dentist told me it split down to the bone, so I need root canal and an extended crown. Then they told me the tooth below had also broke and has to be pulled. FML
Today, I broke a tooth. It’s Friday. Not a single dentist office is open. The good news? I might lose those last few pounds as I can’t drink or eat without excruciating pain. Needless to say, it’s going to be a long weekend. FML
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
Today, after 6 dentist visits, 2 root canals, and $1,500 that I'll likely have to sell vital organs to pay, the agonizing tooth pain I've had for months is unrelenting. Apparently, shrugging and offering to experimentally yank all my bottom teeth is my smurf-shit of a dentist's actual plan. FML
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
Today, I faced my fear of needles and had my wisdom teeth extracted while awake. On the last tooth, I heard a loud crack. The root broke off in my jawbone and had to be drilled out. FML
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YoloWhiteRSA 20
That would end up being way more expensive as you would battle infections or or other injuries caused by the extraction.
jentrynicole 20
Please go see a professional. They are a professional for a reason and while it may be expensive now it will save you a lot of expenses later if you do it yourself or delay your treatment.
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Comments (78)
SavageSmith 9
I bet you got a Rolex and a pair of Gucci flip flops too?
spawnaverage 8
Try seeing if you qualify for your state benefits, thats what I did when I little money for food.
chewsef 17
Kid I went to boot camp with joined the Army just so he could get all his dental issues fixed. Just saying....
myklknife 6
You could always join the military. Decent job and they will rip those out for you.
kellyem2 20
A lot of emergency dentists and dental schools will do work on a reduced cost for low income people and set up a payment plan you can afford. Look into that before you do something that could be seriously dangerous.
rustybucket 24
Please don't do this
peterburk 5
Fly to Taiwan. Even including the plane tickets, it's cheaper to do it here without insurance than trying to do the extraction in Switzerland with insurance. I suppose the US is even more expensive.
vOIDmASS 13
Try a dental school. They have students who need patients to practice on
ashbee11790 8
Funny enough this is how my grandpaw said his dad pulled his teeth out. But then again that was in the early 1900s in a small town in bum-**** Georgia. I'm sure he had better luck with that bottle and pliers then actually going to the professional to get it taken care of.
Rouxfy 1
Find a Dental school, they allow students to work, supervised, and cost a great deal less.