Weird and Work: Masterclass

Masterclass

By annoym - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

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Tuesday 21 February 2012 16:11

You have no life, good sir.

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k327684 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:34

*cough* forever Alone *cough*

ouchie1013 0

Wednesday 22 February 2012 5:59

I do this but with my penmanship

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Wednesday 22 February 2012 6:01

You know, if you hang out with someone their laugh will rub off on you.

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Wednesday 22 February 2012 15:00

I know OP I am losing my mind also;-) just think happy place, happy place....

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Wednesday 22 February 2012 16:23

Sounds like a good day to me. At least you laughed.

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Wednesday 22 February 2012 22:08

"I'm sad because my life is boring"

alfigettiesABCD1 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 9:06

Omfg that's the smartest thing iv heard all day

iilovecokee 6

Thursday 23 February 2012 11:15

You're creepy.

cunningchick 1

Thursday 23 February 2012 19:37

Might wanna try it out loud in private before you try to laugh in public and sound like a ratard:)

farr_derek422 0

Monday 18 June 2012 22:58

Lol i love this one

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