babysheets
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Uruguay
Manchild
Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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Kraft92 8
Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.
MikeDa1Da 14
What's the problem?
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Comments (77)
mmmcoopers 13
She can play with your Woody...
BrysGirl27 14
Hahah clever;P
PistolWhiper93 0
Someone already used that!
BradTheBrony 19
It's beyond infinity inches.
perdix 31
You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
thisiscat 14
If he happened to be tall, strong, and muscular I feel the situation would be worse..
perdix 31
Didn't your parents ever show you "Toy Story?"
DogsPaw 16
They showed the cat Toy Story while she was catching rats.
sleepyhungry93 0
I see what you did there
thisiscat 14
Sadly, no. Im going to disown my parents now.
jillianmathers12 13
You've got a friend in me. I love toy story!
l0v3p4in 7
OP's Girlfriend's Theme Song: "I've Got My Boyfriend In Me"
newmandotcom 6
The guy who wrote that song has my name.....lol
Sumo69 9
F-ing man up Buzz lightyear bed sheets are the sh!t
BIGmoney107 0
Too infinity and beyond!
The_Hitdude 12
GF: "Hey, just watched Toy Story and...oh my gosh. Are you f*cking serious? I'm sorry, this isn't going to work ..." *walks out humming 'You've Got A Friend In Me' and stifling a laugh*
LMA0 5
I'm confused. o_O
thisiscat 14
Some girls like that...
ifoundalaska 11
Explain, then have sex.
letsgooo_fml 23
If she was a good girlfriend, she wouldn't care.
tpike1296 11
Doesn't matter, had sex.
JMichael 26
Who knows maybe she thinks it's adorable and you'll get some ;)
beerankin 0
I would praise my boyfriend for sheets like that! That's badass