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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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Top comments

Kraft92 8

Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.

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Comments

BrysGirl27 14

Hahah clever;P

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PistolWhiper93 0

Someone already used that!

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BradTheBrony 19

It's beyond infinity inches.

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perdix 29

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.

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thisiscat 14

If he happened to be tall, strong, and muscular I feel the situation would be worse..

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perdix 29

Didn't your parents ever show you "Toy Story?"

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DogsPaw 16

They showed the cat Toy Story while she was catching rats.

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sleepyhungry93 0

I see what you did there

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thisiscat 14

Sadly, no. Im going to disown my parents now.

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jillianmathers12 13

You've got a friend in me. I love toy story!

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l0v3p4in 7

OP's Girlfriend's Theme Song: "I've Got My Boyfriend In Me"

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newmandotcom 6

The guy who wrote that song has my name.....lol

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Sumo69 9

F-ing man up Buzz lightyear bed sheets are the sh!t

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The_Hitdude 12

GF: "Hey, just watched Toy Story and...oh my gosh. Are you f*cking serious? I'm sorry, this isn't going to work ..." *walks out humming 'You've Got A Friend In Me' and stifling a laugh*

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ifoundalaska 11

Explain, then have sex.

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JMichael 25

Who knows maybe she thinks it's adorable and you'll get some ;)

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beerankin 0

I would praise my boyfriend for sheets like that! That's badass

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