babysheets
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Uruguay
Manchild
Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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Kraft92 8
Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.
MikeDa1Da 14
What's the problem?
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Comments (77)
saminah 0
I think the problem is he is more embarrassed that she would judge him. I doubt she would judge him too much, mainly tease :P
iceman420son 7
Yea buzz is a **** block ( have yo noticed woody dosent like him)
carolenaa 0
Buzz light year... What a turn on ;)
Calyx_fml 22
Tell her that it's because you love her to infinity and beyond. Then have hot sweaty sex on them.
BunBunBabe 8
Hahaha that could happen to anyone, say you found her wearing a ridiculous outfit cuz she was doing HER laundry would you just end it right there? No you'd probably understand if she explained
letsgopens58 4
Props to the OP for washing his own sheets.
lemortede 5
I fail to see how Toy Story is NOT sexual. "You've got a friend in me" Woody To infinity and beyond That is awesome.
DealerCamel 2
I laughed, if it's any consolation.
robo_thunder 13
The only problem I see here is that she will dirty up the clean sheets.
pnutbutternjelly 15
So? I would tease my boyfriend for a second, but I would just be joking. I would have no problem with it. if she isn't an immature bitch, she will understand the situation and she won't give a damn.