babysheets
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Uruguay
Manchild
Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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Kraft92 8
Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.
MikeDa1Da 14
What's the problem?
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Enslaved 38
Pretend Emperor Zurg is hiding in her underpants and blast her with your secret weapon.(:
Unlucky_Gun 0
Hahaha yeah, whip it out and be like "Meet Emperor Zurg!"
zebralover23 14
Oh who cares I still have Whinnie the pooh
SydMadrid 0
Who gives a shit??? Buzz Lightyear is G status!!!
ankoku 2
Take her to infinity! and beyond!!!!!!!!!
TeamMinajCanada 4
Awhh! Loll.
OffToTheGayBar 9
I friggin' rock my Little Mermaid sheets.
ArielTheMermaid 17
Awesome
OffToTheGayBar 9
Duh, winning.
ArielTheMermaid 17
If my boyfriend had sheets like that I'd marry him.
Enslaved 38
Your girlfriend should appreciate you having clean sheets. Most guys only wash their sheets when they stink to high heavens and can barely stand sleeping in them themselves.:P
DanielleinDC 34
Assuming the Buzz Lightyear sheets are clean, which I hope they are. If your girlfriend knows you well enough, she shouldn't mind the sheets. If she laughs, it's okay. Hopefully she'll wanna get down and dirty with you.
OHai15 12
Dont let Buzz Lightyear cockblock...."To infenity and beyond!!"
demonmonkey 13
*infinity
banzainutslap 0
To pussy and beyond!