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Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML

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Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.

What's the problem?

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randybryant799 21

They wouldn't dry in time for what? I'm assuming you weren't going to bed yet and you didn't know your girlfriend was coming so I don't understand why you couldn't just let them dry.

scarlotte24 4

Own that sh*t dude!

scarlotte24 4

Own that sh*t dude!

I’m sorry. maybe she didn’t judge?

There is nothing wrong with have old bedsheets from your childhood. I have old lion king comforter that is always left a the couch in the basement

Hey, nothing wrong with Buzz Lightyear! Ask if she wants you to take her to infinity and beyond on those sheets. :D