babysheets
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Uruguay
Manchild
Today, I washed my sheets. They wouldn't dry quick enough, so I had to use my old Buzz Lightyear sheets. My new girlfriend took it upon herself to become a damn psychic and pay me a surprise visit right there and then. FML
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Kraft92 8
Maybe she'll wanna lay on them and play with your Woody? I'm sorry, that was horrible.
MikeDa1Da 14
What's the problem?
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onlychildFTW 34
Buzz lightyear is amazon though. It should make her think it's cute or that it's beast.
badactor009 0
What's the issue? Is she going to judge you because you don't have your Malibu Barbie and Ken sheets out for her?
sammiebug 0
Until those sheets are dryer your not gonna get laid!
Rasetsu 10
I wouldn't care if my boyfriend has Buzz sheets. Barbie on the other hand...
kriz_allizwell 6
simple...switch to spanish mode! zat wouldz be un turn on, senor....
zach8771 3
Just take her in you're bed then infinity and beyond
DMIN11 4
nobody pays me in random visits that will embarrass me ( ._.)
lonewolf04 1
Tell her to get under the sheets. You'll take her to infinity and beyond. :)
88sforlife 0
Hey honey!
iwadasn 33
That's why you're supposed to have more than one set of sheets.