Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML
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Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML
Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the house. I panicked so hard and immediately started kicking the door, desperate to get my keys. My boyfriend, who I forgot was staying over, woke up and opened the door right as I kicked it, and the door smashed into his face. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML
Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML
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slash1396 0
wow you didnt at least check if the door was open first??? sorry that sucks but still ydi
lmmmr 0
That wasn't necessary.
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Comments (89)
fakkumairaifu 14
Aww, sucks. I did this when I was a kid - I was locked out of the house and pissed that my family wouldn't let me in, so I banged on the door until my right fist went through a glass pane. They were all out in the back yard the whole time.
um_duh 0
Hide the keys to his car... or something as equally evil and yet funny
TheGasMaskGuy 0
You should have broken out a a side window and infiltrated that way, to earn otimum creativity and style points.
graintrain 0
So you didn't try opening the door before you started banging on it? That makes this a YDI
wikifoo 0
DUH
InsomPsycho 0
My sister did that to an emergency window. She blamed it on me for trying to hold the window shut. Why don't people understand that when you HIT glass, it may break!?
ShadowMystika 0
Soon we'll see "Today, I shot my best friend because he tried to strangle me. It turns out he was just giving me a big hug. FML"
GarillaMagic 0
Three questions,why didnt you go around the front, did you break it with a lawn chair(thick glass much), and do you have anger management issues.
krystal_love 0
Youre so stupid, you dont just ASSUME its locked. at least check. and you must have issues if you bang hard enough to break it.
CaptainSarcasm 0
Wow. Some people... I know one day, with the assumptions people make, somebody will be saying, "Today I assumed that my house was going to blow up, so I moved to another country. I guess I was wrong."