Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML
Today, at my godmother's funeral, I got a panic attack causing explosive diarrhea. After the service, I ran to the bathroom and absolutely nuked it. I heard everyone outside calling for me so I quickly flushed the toilet and it struggled. So I flushed again. I left that bathroom with two inches of water on the floor and rising. FML
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML
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acid_fml 0
>.< I would have puked more!
pkmlove 0
@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....
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Comments (156)
b00mc1ap 0
If he/she did have school today, he/she wouldn't have been able to post this at 1:05 pm...
katherineD 0
I'm so sorry!! That is super gross
meddude 0
hahaha sounds like my old high school...
jujujuice 0
#46 - The automatic toilets at my school drench the whole seat with toilety filth after flushing them. It just depends on the toilet I suppose.
DEATHx2 0
this fml is stupid
GoMeat4103 0
45 1. That has nothing to do with the fml 2. Why would you wear a face mask if you already had swine flu? 3. Unless you're 8 months old, 65 years old, immunocompromised or living somewhere with poor healthcare, I'll bet you 80 bucks you won't die.
sseger79 0
#93 all of what you said is true, but he/she would wear a mask to protect the people around him from getting the swine flu.
24788 7
That sucks, FYL.
Button_x 0
Plehhh!
awillowcabin 0
that is ******* disgusting. i'm sorry. fyl, dude.