School, Gross and Health: Last splash

Last splash

By sicktomystomach - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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Sunday 3 May 2009 2:38

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