Knackered
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I fell asleep twice during sex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep during phone sex. FML
Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while still giving me oral sex. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was going down on me, he fell asleep right between my legs. The worst part was I only noticed when he started snoring. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
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Top comments
Mangascribbler 19
At that point just give up and go to sleep...
TheComedyAudio 29
Well since you did it together, maybe it could be something you laugh about together and try it again when you're not too sleepy c:
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Comments (33)
LoverWordsFood 27
Don't feel bad about it OP. This has happened a few times to my husband and myself. We just end up cuddling and laughing before passing out. Just long days and combined with the comfort of the person that lives you and warm blankets. It's the perfect storm for sleep. You'll have a laugh later about it
LyricaSilvan 30
Either you guys were really, REALLY tired, or it's time to mix things up a bit.
somegirlinbfe 13
That is an impressive feat. You were both obviously committed to the task though if you woke each other up lol..
914smv 18
maybe try to do it during the day while you are more awake?
bandeek 30
it was during the day.
GlennGuagmire 20
Try it during night times then. U will both reach the end with good practice.
tnlander 20
I'm going to be positive and say it's because you wore each other out.
deltax 8
I'm impressed that you guys woke up again and kept doing it. That takes commitment.
cuz803 46
Guess **** is what you need. At this time it's best to maybe give up if this happens a 3rd time. 3 strikes you're out.
cornyrob 33
You must have really worn each other out really good! That's some hot sex!
MrMedic2013 5
Obviously he isn't doing you daily nightly and ever so rightly. Find a new man.
bandeek 30
Scrubs reference?
DannyDizzle 8
You ain't doing it right!