Health, Cooking and Painful: Kitchen nightmare

Kitchen nightmare

By cookiemonster - 13/08/2013 16:10 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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By newcomer - 12/04/2017 05:00 - Canada - Kingston

Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML

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Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:39

You just got burnt.

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 13 August 2013 23:39

Good reflexes. Did you save all the cookies?

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sweet_obsidian 3

Wednesday 14 August 2013 22:11

At least you have your priorities straight..

taylor21398 14

Wednesday 14 August 2013 22:34

Now If it was brownies I would dive for them...

Anamalak 10

Thursday 15 August 2013 4:26

I've done that before.

greggly123 6

Thursday 15 August 2013 4:29

But the cookies are okay, right?

ABarrelHorseGirl 8

Saturday 4 January 2014 7:40

Hey at least you got cookies!

maskeddrop 14

Wednesday 16 March 2016 6:45

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