Anonymous
Louisville, United States
Family man
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
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Vesi 29
I can already hear the banjos...
NostalgiaFreak9 41
Better get start on planning that funeral, because you can't back your way out of that one when your wife finds out.
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Vesi 29
I can already hear the banjos...
NostalgiaFreak9 41
Better get start on planning that funeral, because you can't back your way out of that one when your wife finds out.
FluffythePink 23
Ain't Karma a bitch, mate?
bidet 10
You mother-in-law f***er
tiptoppc 19
You sir, are the literal definition of a Mother ******. I hope your death is painful and torturous by your (rightfully so), soon to be Ex-Wife. May she take you for everything and go no contact with everyone
BurnInDemonFire 35
Simple solution to avoid being caught as a cheater and a deadbeat father - go for a run into oncoming traffic. Wins for everybody.