Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted, "I'm going to kill you and use your head as a hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, my ex friend turned half the school against me, saying I stole and damaged her phone, both lies. Things escalated and she threatened to jump me if I didn't apologize. I apologized but now she's making me pay money for something I didn't do, and I'm seriously considering a restraining order. FML
Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, while high, I accidentally sent a pizza to my ex-girlfriend's house instead of my apartment. She has a restraining order out on me. This is bad. FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
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genius_man16 1
So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>
haygurlhay 0
Ouch. Bad idea.
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know_your_role 0
your fault for being engaged before finishing school
luckyyyme 0
#13 you missed a key piece of information. It was intended for the friend, but sent to the ex-fiance.
afroshinizzle 0
O_o like wowww.... that really sucks. I hope you don't get in trouble. That would suck even more
virgin4life 0
hahahahahaahaha whatever it will make a good story for years to come!
uh_oh 0
#26 Like someone already said, we don't know the context of the breakup. Maybe things got violent, maybe the ex-fiance just want to mess with the guy's life. Totally possible
CaptainCrunch_fml 0
#13If you're going to comment on something, at least read the whole thing PROPERLY. It says he texted his ex-fiance. #16 All of the FML's say Today,...But a lot of them don't actually happen "today." They only post your FML if you start it with Today,...and end it with FML. #25 He was just kidding with his friend, or you know...tried to. Getting a better grade on a test doesn't prove that someone is smarter than someone else either. People are naturally competitive, moron.
I_love_BOAD 0
wow.. you have to go to court for that? america's scary.
blah_blah_shity 0
LOL hahah very entertaining. sucks for you tho
Dude_fml 0
plead common sense. It should work in any decent law court.
sillypun 0
#23 - true dat. Text should read: Today, I still have my ex's number in my phone, FML.