Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted, "I'm going to kill you and use your head as a hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, my ex friend turned half the school against me, saying I stole and damaged her phone, both lies. Things escalated and she threatened to jump me if I didn't apologize. I apologized but now she's making me pay money for something I didn't do, and I'm seriously considering a restraining order. FML
Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, while high, I accidentally sent a pizza to my ex-girlfriend's house instead of my apartment. She has a restraining order out on me. This is bad. FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
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genius_man16 1
So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>
haygurlhay 0
Ouch. Bad idea.
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bigrederin 0
Why the hell do you still have your EX FIANCE'S phone number in your cell phone? And I know people posted reasons why above, but how the ever-loving **** do you accidentally text someone? I've been texting for 6 years, and I've NEVER texted the wrong person. It's called proofreading.
Curcolio_fml 0
No, what's scary is the 16652 a**h***s who voted YDI. All should go see therapists if they're scared of a text message from someone they know. Bande de paranos XD Unless the author used to beat his fiancée everynight...
Zic_fml 7
WOW, that could cost you a lot! What a paranoid ex-fiance... but you have broken up so...:)
thizizjulee 0
That was a metal as **** text.
nxkftw 0
STUPID THING TO SAY TO ANY ONE.
carly546 0
why would u still have his # in the first place...?
Mr_Trumpet 0
*Favorited*
sherylg12 0
This sorta thing does happen to me a lot. I'm really good at memorizing phone numbers and most of the time i don't even use my phonebook. This actually happened to me last night when i saw my ex with a girl. Subconsciously i was a bit hurt.. u know the usual feelings and i wanted to text my sister. but it turned out i texted him instead .. and funnily enough he replied with this smiley :P dunno what the hell it was suposed to mean but anyway.. u rly have to be unlucky huh. Felt humiliated afterwards.
OMGobstoppers 0
i understand u were like teasing or whatever but that sounds a little bit psycho..
dancergirl743 0
Next time check to make sure u are sending the message to the right person