Today, I started my new job as a janitor at a store. The first thing that happened when I came in was another employee telling me that there was vomit in the restroom, and that I had to clean it up. Not only did I clean up vomit, I had to clean up the poop that made the kid puke in the first place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was at work, and was told to clean up the urine that a child had left down the slide inside the play place. While in the slide, another little kid peed on my head. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
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lettertjes 0
Yeah sucks, but what do you expect as a janitor?
nenagh_ 0
yeah, it is kind of your job. if you don't want to clean, don't be a janitor?
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Comments (80)
Mustardnight 3
Janitors ftw! They are the shit that glues us all together.
RufusCade 7
Comes with the territory, man. YDI
BikerMike 0
If you can't stand that kind of shit, then find another job.
melmcr 0
YDI for having that job.
derschadenfreude 5
wtf? you're a janitor, that's what your job is
milfi 6
now this a true FML
theuglytruth1084 0
um, YOU'RE A JANITOR.... cleaning shit up is your JOB... maybe if you don't want to scrub shit and vomit out of toilets, you should have loftier career goals!!!! LOL YDI!!!!!
waterynuggets 0
LMAO
JayC_22 0
You signed up for it...
perdix 31
Didn't you also have to clean up your vomit, too, because, puke begets puke? That's a rule, isn't it, or do they beat it out of you in janitor school? I would think that cleaning up bodily fluids and excrement would be a big part of the janitor's job description. This would be a real FML if you had just been elected governor of a state and your first official duty was cleaning up some kid's doody.
Compass 0
FYL because you were doing your job? On second thought, you deserve it since it is your job.