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missmom83 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Torrington, United States

Jam it in my ears

Today, my toddler found my daughter's recorder from third grade and figured out how to play the highest-pitched note. Of course, my daughter pulls out her trombone to have a jam session. And I'm out of Ibuprofen. FML

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I'll get my trumpet, my brother knows the sax! lets get vocals in on this and get a band going!

Is mayonnaise an instrument? I'll bring some.

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why don't you get them some real instruments if they enjoy playing. like a guitar or bass guitar, a flute, maybe a violin.

One already has a real instrument and the other is only a toddler.

Recorders are real instruments. They're in orchestras and stuff and you can get different pitches...just because they're easy to pick up doesn't mean they're easy to master or aren't 'real'.

They may be in orchestras but they are still annoying.

You're the parent, make them stop.

Well that's good because ibuprofen won't help with headaches...you need acetaminophen.

Funny cause last time I checked, ibuprofen was a pain reliever.

Not every painkiller works the same way for every person. Acetaminophen wouldn't do a thing for me in this situation unless I shoved the tablets in my ears.

this made me laugh

One day they'll be old enough to have a more pleasant sounding jam session :)

Haha crazy family

I see marching band in your future.

Welcome to motherhood.

You have the power to stop this OP

Your kids are having fun together.. Your poor head