Jam it in my ears

By missmom83 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Torrington

Today, my toddler found my daughter's recorder from third grade and figured out how to play the highest-pitched note. Of course, my daughter pulls out her trombone to have a jam session. And I'm out of Ibuprofen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 558
You deserved it 5 650
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LCPLStewie 23
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I'll get my trumpet, my brother knows the sax! lets get vocals in on this and get a band going!

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Zelphoric 25
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Is mayonnaise an instrument? I'll bring some.

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Clay_Pidgeon 11
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It sounds like you're not doing to well

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meepmerp 20
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Really? How did you come up with with that conclusion?

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incoherentrmblr 21

I guess your kids are all of out of f**ks to give as well...

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Clay_Pidgeon 11
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OH NO I FAILED!!!! I was trying to make a pun with the word "sounds" and I fucked up. I'm sorry...

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gingaa96 18

Try OxyContin.. That's pretty powerful

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zandalee 19
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Or try and get them to go and play with instruments outside in garden or in garage.

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Realism 4

Not very helpful advice, I eventually became reliant on several variants of Oxy including OxyContin so no please do not try it

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LCPLStewie 23
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I'll get my trumpet, my brother knows the sax! lets get vocals in on this and get a band going!

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Zelphoric 25
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Is mayonnaise an instrument? I'll bring some.

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hellnosucka 27
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I'll be the bassist although I've never touched that instrument before. but based on OP's description, my skill level seems fitting enough.

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rocker_chick105 31
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What about horseradish?

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Attacksloth 33

Good that we have a mayonnaise player onboard... was afraid we wouldn't find one in time.

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Chris93Jones 20
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I have a clarinet somewhere around here lol, I doubt you need it though with all the woodwind instruments there already

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CrikOgresmasher 19
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I'll be the groupie

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Zelphoric 25
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No worries 28, I've been playing the mayonnaise professionally for 14 years. Im quite the player.

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hellnosucka 27
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Excellent. Now that were have enough players in our bandit, we must conquer the world... I've also heard that maiyonaise is an exquisite choice of weaponry.

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cakefete2 30
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Can you guys play for my daughter's birthday party? When you do the birthday song include the "mayo wishes come true" verse. That should be a sick solo for your mayonnaise player.

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ElementaryEdGuy 18

Too lazy to read this, but I'll play clarinet if needed!

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braidedsilver 8

I play flute and piano, we can put my toddler on the piano to accompany hers.

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KingreX32 21
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The name of your band should be Chinaferarrisexorgydeathcrash

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chutney_02 22
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#58 *ChinaferarriSAXorgydeathcrash

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maggiefox 25

I play clarinet! Let's get some more woodwinds in on this!

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warsun 27
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Can't wait your your next show

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
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Im a good vocalist if you ever need a lead singer also every good band has atleast 2 tromboners

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incoherentrmblr 21

Add Epic Sax Guy & Ron Burgundy to it and it'll be a good smooth jazz session...

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KK3137 31
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Hold on, I'll get my electric triangle!

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whatsername3114 11

I play the trombone too! you can never have enough horns!!! Any Tuba?

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False_Stupidity 41
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I've got my air guitar, i'm in!

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Thinkfaster 6
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Man that quote was from ages ago

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tiptoppc 16

I’ll bring my washboard. Been needing to do laundry anyways and might as well kill two birds with one stone.

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thatgirlc 10

shoulda had it put up

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Attacksloth 33

Try duct tape and night time cough syrup... for the kid, of course.

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chutney_02 22
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Time to get that flute out!

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andrekrivo 20
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sounds like you're annoyed by your kids

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Zelphoric 25
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Are you sure? I thought she sounded really happy? :p

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Nimmrodel 11
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This is the type of situation top shelves were invented for.

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BradTheBrony 19

It wasn't the OP's recorder, it was her daughter's. Wherever it was was probably where the daughter put it.

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krabbyrapist 12
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Trombone is cool though

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corruption44 4
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Gotta suck being a parent when you can't even handle a little noise.

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stargirl_95 24
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I'm pretty sure that a trombone and a recorder played on its highest note make more than "a little" noise.

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