School, Stalker and Miscellaneous: It wasn't me

It wasn't me

By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 517

You deserved it 1 773

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 239

You deserved it 1 201

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 217

You deserved it 4 480

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 860

You deserved it 114

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 703

You deserved it 28 285

By Lily - 21/02/2009 11:22 - United States

Today, I came to school late because I had to drop off my daughter at school. When I got on campus, the security told me I was late but I said, "Oh no, I work here." and he said, "Oh like I haven't heard that one before." And he took me to detention. My boss, the Principal, had to bail me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 555

You deserved it 3 269

By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 963

You deserved it 226

By hazlanz216 - 06/10/2011 22:28 - Canada

Today, I was suspended from work. Some lady went to the manager and told them that I was stalking her, all because I would kindly greet her everyday at the grocery store. I'm the cashier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 968

You deserved it 2 173

By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 101

You deserved it 80 402

By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 873

You deserved it 244

Don't worry, we don't snitch here!

By Anonymous - 22/08/2025 21:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my so-called friend snitched to the teachers that I was the admin of the school confessions page and I got scolded after school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 335

You deserved it 145

Queen_bee1234 21

Friday 4 December 2015 17:41

Some bitches just want to feel important.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Friday 4 December 2015 17:41

You obviously took all the same classes so you could stalk her more efficiently*sarcasm font*

Comments

XandWacky 23

Saturday 5 December 2015 4:24

She seriously could not take the time to ask!

Hunterx700 17

Sunday 6 December 2015 23:03

I'm sorry but I think you're missing something. As a woman, if you believe you're being stalked, you don't go up to the potentially dangerous person whos obsessed with you and whos gender has a history of violence against yours and ask if you're being stalked, you go to the authorities right away to avoid being raped or killed

iwadasn 32

Saturday 5 December 2015 4:29

They didn't give you a chance to explain your side of the story? Simply showing them your schedule and telling them to compare it to hers should have cleared everything up.

shavednipples 22

Saturday 5 December 2015 5:05

don't show up to the detention, and when they ask where you were say you were busy following her around

OrganicSistah 17

Saturday 5 December 2015 5:12

Didn't you not show the principal your schedule??

wonandonly 11

Saturday 5 December 2015 5:46

Maybe should've initiated a conversation with her so she wouldn't get a bad vibe from you? Still FYL

neuronerd 28

Saturday 5 December 2015 14:18

And yet, when I had a legitimate stalker at my college, absolutely nothing was done about it. Multiple people witnessed him following me around campus taking pictures of me, and filming me with his webcam during the class we had together. I even went to the police, but was told not to engage him and pretend I didn't notice, but to never go anywhere alone. So, it seems in high school, people get punished when there's an unfounded suspicion of stalking, but actual stalkers face no repercussions in college, and the victim just has to constantly be on guard. Still managed a 4.0 that semester.

orsombre_fml 11

Saturday 5 December 2015 14:25

Sue the school. Either you are a stalker and they should call the police or you are not (which I believe! ) and they ruin your reputation.

Enkeria 30

Sunday 6 December 2015 17:58

Why is everybody so lawsuit hungry nowadays? Suing the school won't accomplish anything except possibly get this student expelled. The parents should deal with it.