Today, I called my doctor from my office. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed, "I definitely prefer oral." FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at work, I was calling customers to tell them that they had prescriptions waiting to be picked up. It was a long list and every time I reached an answering machine I left our number so they could call us back. When I was finished, the pharmacist told me I been giving out our fax number. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment. I arrived early so I could check in with the receptionists about this weird communication mixup that's caused me to miss my last two appointments. Despite what my appointment card said, I arrived to find the office closed. FML
Today, I answered a call I thought was from my friend and opened with, “What do you want, fuck face?” It was actually my dentist confirming my appointment. There was a long pause before she politely repeated my name to ensure they had the right patient. FML
Today, where I work at a pharmacy, we were short staffed and running 4 hours behind. A lady came to drop off a new prescription. When I explained to her the wait time, she called the patient. I heard, "No, they don't look busy." Like, really? FML
Today, my doctor's office called to reschedule. I hate sacrificing work time at all, but I have to have my contraceptive. The appointment had been set back once already due to insurance issues, and having to wait until November means I'm going to run out… so now I sound like a drug addict. FML
Today, I was at my gynecologist's for my checkup and had this sudden urge to poop - but it was my turn, so I just went ahead to meet the doc. The doctor noticed that I wanted to poop and also informed all the orderlies that, "This patient wants to pass stool now." FML
Today, I had to have major oral surgery. Needless to say I am in need of some heavy pain medication. My pharmacist insists that my surgeon never called in my medicine, and my surgeon insists otherwise. This has been going back and forth for hours. FML
Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML
Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML
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goatfeathers 1
I really hate to be the one to make the obligatory terrible pun, but that really sucks.
TheIchiban 11
In general, anyone would prefer oral ;)
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Comments (81)
sambudd14 2
Brilliant ice-breaker!:)
whY402Jay 12
If they were guys and you are female, you should be in business.
perdix 31
Have you ever tasted Preparation H? It's got a flavor only an asshole could love.
stormchaser24 24
Should have added "for my medication" to the end and problem solved.
jkozzy 8
At least you didn't say you preferred anal!
looneytoongirl 0
Just explain to them you were talking to your doctor about a prescription.
Yodaevil 4
To get the taste buds responsive again, after years of neglect, you must brush with Colgate every night. Just dont confuse with toothbrush is used for what.... Also your farts will be minty fresh!
Ajwc101 24
Maybe they are deaf...unlikely, but always possible. FYL.
pammievb 2
While i am sorry OP i couldn't help but laugh at the exact timing it happened. Don't worry it's none of their business but you might have to do some damae control.
cobhc600 2
At least you did not say anal! XD