Animals, Dogs, Technology and Kids: It'll be drones these days

It'll be drones these days

By Ace - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, my brother tried to give my dog a walk by attaching an RC helicopter to the leash and following him while flying it. He broke the RC helicopter which cost 300 dollars, and we had to search for the dog for 3 hours. FML

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You deserved it 9 065

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

I agree, your life sucks 97 183

You deserved it 10 305

By glowstick - 30/06/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my dog ate my little brothers medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 680

You deserved it 8 209

Naughty boy

By Anonymous - 06/11/2025 03:00

Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 311

You deserved it 153

By ciararow - 14/04/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 156

You deserved it 26 216

By Anonymous - 02/10/2014 04:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 919

You deserved it 35 698

By Ketchup - 22/06/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

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You deserved it 49 914

That's one expensive hat

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 102

You deserved it 962

By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get a dog. I have always been wanting to get one ever since I was a child. I bought a $1,400 Golden Retriever. I went out for lunch a few hours later with a friend, so I left my dog in the backyard. I came back home to a broken fence and no dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 869

You deserved it 64 650

By honey soy - 29/01/2012 06:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 967

You deserved it 3 512

By dontfencemein - 22/07/2011 04:25 - United States

Today, I paid $5000 for a new fence in my backyard for my dogs. My dog escaped three hours after the contractor finished the fence. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 151

You deserved it 4 507

flurpiee 14

Thursday 22 May 2014 8:04

You're brother isn't the brightest bulb in the household, is he?

garebear61 14

Thursday 22 May 2014 8:06

Not gonna lie, I give the kid a ten for creativity, but as far as smarts .....

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lizzypoo19 8

Monday 26 May 2014 8:43

It's seems like it could have been a good idea, at first

Ipsum629 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 6:35

your brother is a special kind of stupid isn't he?

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 30 August 2015 23:01

Seems like a fun idea at first.

KingKralj 31

Friday 24 June 2016 19:00

Reminds me of a scene from back to the future 2, when we see a drone walking a dog.

GakTheFaQ 14

Wednesday 17 August 2016 9:12

We'll, it could work if it we're a hamster maybe, but a dog you'd need a helicopter. Even then, they'll be pulling it where they'd want to go!

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It'll be drones these days

Same thing different taste

Naughty boy

That's one expensive hat

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