Kids, Family and Health: It burns

It burns

By WTF - 16/03/2011 22:05

Today, after my 22-year-old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

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By redeye - 19/09/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 22:32 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had to pick my 22-year-old son up from the hospital, after he got blind drunk, got his hand stuck in a Pringles can, and got the bright idea of staggering to the local ER to get it cut off. FML

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By afather - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Worthing

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2019 04:00

Today, my moron of a teenager drank lube to lubricate his throat during a coughing fit, thinking it would take away the itchiness in his throat. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By anon - 20/06/2014 05:06 - United States - Kennett

Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML

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By badmom - 25/02/2012 11:25 - Ireland

Today, my 18-year old son decided to run his hand over our wooden fence to try and get a splinter, as he "forgot what they felt like." Last month, he stabbed himself in the arm with a sewing needle because he "forgot what an injection feels like." I raised this idiot. FML

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Big brained

By TiredTeacher95 - 22/01/2022 19:59

Today, I had to call poison control on one of my students, because they decided to drink a half a bottle of hand sanitizer. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 00:38 - United States - Racine

Today, my son drank a bottle of hot sauce. It wasn't a dare, he actually thought that it would give him a fever so that he could skip school tomorrow. This idiot is 15 years old. FML

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Thursday 17 March 2011 8:16

I hope you did the Pee Wee Herman Tequila dance in the ER waiting room. That woulda showed him.

truehitman2010 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 8:31

idiot everyone knows your suppost to use vodka

Comments

angiedancesalott 8

Friday 18 March 2011 5:14

FAVORITE* fml ever. lmfaooooo, seriouslyy made my lifee.

Angi95 3

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:28

Your life you need to get out more. JK

Christine090 0

Friday 18 March 2011 5:19

Hes not actually a moron he jus didnt think it thru. He was right bout tequila killing germs but jus didnt think about what it would do to his eyes. It was a mistake. We all make them. And now he has learnt a lesson the hard way which im sure he wont don again.

dansco 24

Friday 18 March 2011 8:08

Say no more, you raised a moron! And probably a drunk too lol

stephanyk2 7

Friday 18 March 2011 8:17

you shouldn't talk about your son like that. no matter what he does.

Cenobyte 10

Friday 18 March 2011 8:39

How much of the tequila did he drink before using the rest as contact solution?

mitchn60 6

Friday 18 March 2011 10:12

I'll bet he was doing a shotglass to the eye and had to lie when he didn't get buzzed.

ideasrule 13

Friday 18 March 2011 20:47

You went to the hospital to flush out his eyes? Why? It takes time to get to the hospital, time for the tequila to do further damage. Just use the shower to wash his eyes for 15 minutes and he should be perfectly fine.