Love, Embarrassing and Raining: Is it a plane ?

Is it a plane ?

By Decker - 14/02/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, I went to a crowded Walmart with the hot new girl I'm dating. It was raining and we had to park far from the entrance. As soon as we got out of my car, she started sprinting to get out of the rain. I ran to catch up and slipped on a metal plate, and did a reverse Superman onto my ass. FML

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By Tabeling101 - 12/12/2016 01:51

Today, I was in Walmart on a motorized cart and got stuck on a clothing rack next to a super hot guy. Panicking, I said "I just had surgery, I'm a new driver." After failing to get myself unstuck he had to pull the clothes rack and I apart. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 04:00

Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML

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Play it cool

By NathanPlays - 23/04/2011 01:39 - United States

Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML

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By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML

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By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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Dude, are you OK?

By Anonymous - 29/06/2022 12:00 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was at work at Walmart, casually walking in the middle of the store, when my foot caught on something, so I went flying forward and yelled, being caught off guard, to the point I had to pretend I was running for 3 seconds, then someone blocked my path so I suddenly had to stop. Everyone was staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2011 04:26 - New Zealand

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

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Great night out

By Boyufd - 02/05/2022 04:00

Today, I had an amazing date with my girlfriend. Everything was going great, until I locked my keys in the car. It then started raining. FML

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By dxplq876 - 17/03/2009 03:13 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the grocery store and out of no where, a car backing up pretty fast speeds downs the parking lot and hits me, causing me to fall down and drop all of the groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML

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baker45678 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:35

Quick question. Why didn't you drop your date off at the front and go park yourself? Seems like a gentlemanly thing to do.

PsychoMerk 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 9:16

well that's another one for the books >_> took me a while to visualize the whole "reverse superman" thing

Comments

FerrariCake 2

Monday 15 February 2010 2:56

WalMart actually PAYS its employees?? To hear people like you bitch about it, I figured the WalMart people were enslaved. Which means... they can actually QUIT if they don't like working there, and look for a better job?? To anyone complaining about the working conditions at WalMart: either the employees have the ability to quit and get a better job, but choose to stay OR they don't have the ability to get a better job... which is their own damn fault for setting their personal life achievement standards so low that they are only qualified to work at WalMart. Sam Walton got wealthy because he was ambitious and smart.

NanaNi_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:37

The hell's wrong with Wal-Mart, just cause you have money doesn'y mean you have to spend it all. He never said he toke her on a date to Wal-Mart. Damn why'd you spend $50 on something you can get for $12 is stupid ashell.

tonybori 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:50

its fine taking her to walmart but the only problem is that why u make her run from the parking to walmart if is raining??? u should just left her in front of the entrance...

barnes88 0

Monday 15 February 2010 4:57

FML!?! REALLY!?! you slipped and now life as you know it is over?? worse things could have happened, stop with the pitiful drama, man up, and laugh at yourself.

bruter65 0

Monday 15 February 2010 5:11

your supposed to drop them off at the door dumb Ass

lindsey_lee 0

Monday 15 February 2010 21:20

bruter, just read that, glad someone agrees

CapnBlackadder 0

Monday 15 February 2010 17:47

I have two questions. why the heck would you take a hot girl to walmart? and what the heck is a reverse superman?

lindsey_lee 0

Monday 15 February 2010 20:53

um, you definately deserved it.. you should have dropped her off at the door, then gone to park the car. dumbass

Ryan4777 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:50

oh pandetic just shut the **** up u grammer freaks r stupid n I did it like that on purpose n obviously it worked cause now we see there's more then one retard here so gfo