Today, my sister bought my five year-old son a giant ant farm for his birthday. We set it in the living room on a table. I went into the kitchen for a minute, and when I walked back in to the living room, my son was holding the empty case over his head, smiling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
Today, I finally bought the toy my two year-old son always wanted. He would always tap on the TV when the commercial for it would appear. I gave him the gift, and he started playing with the bag it came in. FML
Today, I carefully wrapped my nephew's birthday present so it would look perfect. He thanked me, pushed it aside, and spent the next two hours pretending the empty cardboard box was a spaceship. FML
Today, My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML
Today, my son turned 8. We watched as he unwrapped a $55 Nerf gun, extra 'bullets', new shoes and a school bag with his favorite TV character on the front and a action figure inside. As he finished he looked me straight in the eyes and says, "That's great ma, but seriously what'd you get me?". FML
Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML
Today, while talking with my sister about why she and her husband never want kids, my own kids kicked a football into the kitchen cabinet, breaking the very bottom shelf, and tipping every plate, dish, and bowl to smash on the floor. My sister just gave me that look, the look that says, “Duh!” FML
Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML
Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML
Today, I got up at 5 am to bake a surprise birthday cake for my 16-year-old son. I put the cake on the table and went to call my son. "Surprise!" When I came back 30 seconds later, the cake was all gone and the dog was licking his lips. My son won't even believe I made a cake. FML
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MadeOfAwesome 1
I cannot even begin to think of how that might be a good present for a five year old. Your sister fails -__-
baby_love 0
lmfao kids
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leksileks 0
I have an antfarm story: When I was 8 I made one of those rainbow sand projects at a carnival and I kept it in my room. My brother, 6, had an ant farm and thought my rainbow sand was for his farm and he dumped it in there.
mustlovemarvin 0
Your sister's a idiot for buying a five year old child an ant farm, and you're a bigger idiot for leaving him alone with it.
Godless50 0
ant farms dont come with ants in the box...you have to send off for them, so what happened? he poured sand all over himself?
megatrontwo 0
See, this is why you don't let kids have pets of any type until they're at least 7 or 8, probably older.
kayvan 8
YDI for raising a retard.
Bucinka 5
I'm with #12. Someone should have explained to him as soon as it was out of the box what it was and how to "play" with it. Better yet, get a toy that's more age-appropriate. May I suggest a tea set? (Jeez. What are ya gona get him next year...lawn darts?)
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for allowing your 5 year old to have an ant farm..
laurieloulou 0
Were you at all worried about his safety?
hateevryone 15
why would she buy something like tht? stupid.
varkey 7
Why would she get a 5 year old an ant farm? That's usually for 8-9 year olds.