Inner voice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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AloysiusWeasley 15

Favorited, and +1000 cool points for use of 'verbal filter'. :'D

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ianzzz 0

damn that sounds like something Id say by mistake infront of family

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ladyvader401 5

I feel like I need to give this FML a "Thumbs Up" instead of an FYL or YDI. That was the funniest goddamn thing I've read all day. Sad that the baby's having seizures and all (obviously not the funny part), but you have one hell of a quick wit, OP. I think we'd get along well. :-D

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NatalieGreenleaf 0

HAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh! I have foot-in-mouth disease too!

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claiiire_fml 17

Wow OP, you have a seriously ****** up mind. Infant seizures aren't funny; sometimes the baby dies. I hope you never have kids. Asshole

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rawpunk 0

hahahahaha awesome!!!!!

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MarisaMassacre 5

Thats wonderful. I say stupid shit like that all the time. xD

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