Inappropriate, Babies and Miscellaneous: Inner voice

Inner voice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML

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ragsy 7

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:05

Hysterical!

snowboarder1417 2

Thursday 9 September 2010 23:29

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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regenerate 19

Tuesday 25 February 2014 13:54

well that was bitchy.

loramo 7

Sunday 16 March 2014 5:21

Are you mentally ill?

gablucas 12

Monday 4 August 2014 18:42

Hopefully grandma was close enough to slap you!

WarriorOmen 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 6:06

What a random thing to say..

kawaii666 19

Sunday 3 May 2015 7:16

Awwww that sucks. I feel bad for the baby. The comment was funny but also pretty hurtful.

KxHoneyCombxP 24

Monday 25 May 2015 6:32

That was actually really funny. Good one! Sucks for the baby though.

corndog5 2

Sunday 21 August 2016 14:05

Savage

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 17 September 2016 3:14

Screw blaming the verbal filter; why would you have a thought like that in the first place?? That's a little bit disturbing.

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