Inner voice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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Top comments

snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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Comments

sweetartlp 0

you are ******* idiot, douche bag!

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Theblue_fml 0

I dont think you should be talking lady who bends back to make her AAs seem bigger

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stewpididiot 11

better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're ignorant than to open your mouth and prove them right.

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meandmyself69 0

funny stuff. I hope a baby never talks back to you

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LysaSucks 0

Grandma laughed... as did the rest of the table, they all know better then to take me seriously.

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dbjb40 0

your verbal filter should be looked at stupid

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dug44 0

That's toooooo f-n funny....

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stupidloginname 0

why r ppl so sensitive? it's a ******* joke ppl!!!

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