Inner voice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at dinner, my grandmother informed us that my cousin's newborn baby has been having seizures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replied, "It's not a seizure if you're shaking it." FML
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snowboarder1417 2

Seems like your brain didn't turn on, let alone a filter

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manforgot 1

What's worse? Ten babies nailed to one tree, or one baby nailed to ten trees? Dead baby jokes are fun.

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tchaikovsky93 0

Hahahahahahaha. Made my dayyy!

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harmtouch 0

whatever! that's ******* funny. hopefully your family has a sense of humor.

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LilaBear 1

hahahahahahaha :D Sorry, but that's pretty hilarious.

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Tempuser117 2

I laughed. That was amusing. YDI but it was worth it.

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JanisEvans 10

It would kinda suck to have you in my family, but it still made me laugh.

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jdfml90 0

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Mauskau 35

rofl. I commented on the fml and my comment vanished. ._. when it said it had 0 votes :(

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