Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
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Top comments
FFML_314 12
Wow! That is creepy.
guiltypleasure12 0
cougar mommy? possibly creeper mommy? definitely
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Comments (205)
Independantlove 0
HAHAHA!!!! you mum is horrible! :P sucks to be youuuu! glad my mom hasn't done that. she just scares off all the guys by being a cold hearted /female dog/ xP but seriously though, did he flirt back??? if he did. dump him and RUUUUUUNNNN!!! :/ sorry that happened tho... I woulda been wicked creeped out....
billywhyte 0
what's your moms cell number?
GlaoigharAirm 0
What part of Maine, dear? I'd love to meet her. :D Also, do what #68 proposed.
Tootsiee 0
You should have spoken up in front of him
Danger716 0
same thought here
IAmRoot 0
It didn't happen. The OP is quoting "Home Base" from ifilm.com.
BoneThugBaby 0
ur moms a hoe
Spastastic 6
Can garden tools even reproduce?
kportal69 5
wow tell your mom to go **** herself. that's totally grounds. and if it comes down to it kick her mother ****** ass. no pun intended lol.
Alicia860 0
wow what a *****
animejen1988 9
Moms who sleep with their daughters' boyfriends... ...on the next Maury.