Susan
I was masturbating with a cucumber when it suddenly broke so I had to push it out... Basically, I gave birth to a piece of cucumber...
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Mynxie 26
Just got a *****. Fewer risks of it breaking and you can use it a lot more than food. And do people actually do that? Use food to **********?
Akitakat 31
Congratulations... but if you want to compare it to a real birth, use a watermelon! ;)
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Mynxie 26
Just got a *****. Fewer risks of it breaking and you can use it a lot more than food. And do people actually do that? Use food to **********?
Akitakat 31
Congratulations... but if you want to compare it to a real birth, use a watermelon! ;)