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I've seen it all

By gspotter - 14/11/2014 21:58 - Canada - Verdun

Today, I get to add spaghetti sauce to my rather extensive list of things that don't belong in a person's eye but that end up in mine anyway. Other items include molten cheese, rock salt, orange juice, chips of nail polish, cotton fibers, and firework ash. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 15 November 2014 0:31

Sounds like you should just invest in some permanent goggles

ckerane 16

Saturday 15 November 2014 0:31

I bet your eyes are sore

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randomgirl1234 20

Saturday 15 November 2014 14:53

Eye feel you

stewpididiot 11

Saturday 15 November 2014 15:05

You're a site for sore eyes.....

rabid_otaku 29

Saturday 15 November 2014 15:18

Try pencil lead.

badblaby 8

Saturday 15 November 2014 15:39

Maybe you should invest in some safety goggles

shinikageWolf 15

Saturday 15 November 2014 15:57

How are you not blinded by now?

superwoman24357 9

Saturday 15 November 2014 17:47

I know the feeling. I was eating a biscuit once and it somehow shot up into my eye. This happens too often.

cutiepie600 8

Saturday 15 November 2014 19:59

that all sounds very painful

LittleMissShadow 16

Saturday 15 November 2014 20:07

Sounds like you've got some rather interesting stories..

Miscellanonymous 8

Saturday 15 November 2014 20:43

are you a chef?!

mattyiscool123 26

Saturday 15 November 2014 21:56

Whoopsie-daisies

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