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Anonynommer This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Holyoke, United States

I'm not paid enough for this

Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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You ran out of nacho cheese right? If so the customer had good reason to freak out. But if it was over cool ranch they need to reconsider their priorities.

Someone is hungry o.O

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No Doritos no need to live

Sorry about that

Hasn't that person ever heard of the shops?

Never mess with someone suffering from lack of Doritos....very dangerous.

its Dorritos man

welcome to retail. i got shit like that every single day i worked in those sorts of jobs.