Anonynommer
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Holyoke, United States
I'm not paid enough for this
Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML
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MsConfusedd 27
You ran out of nacho cheese right? If so the customer had good reason to freak out. But if it was over cool ranch they need to reconsider their priorities.
jondillboy 17
Someone is hungry o.O
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Comments (46)
llnursingll 10
this is so funny, don't mess with people and their Doritos next time. where do you work at anyway?
Rodville 28
Welcome to retail.
Stumphumper 0
#59. Yes the retail world has it's crazies indeed. I've been stuck in retail for twenty years now and i only wish the nacho freak was the worst i've seen
ronnie220 11
lesson learned...don't EVER run out of Doritos.
da_directioner39 17
What about an obese woman on her period?
frod0 10
That's a little un-necessary :( sorry OP!
3ateef 11
'merica.
Derpinallday 2
Welcome to the U.S. Op
emsayres 5
people will really do anything for them...
polluxdc 10
If it was truly a threat on your life and not just embellishment for FML, that is a reportable offense. Your employer should have called the police. I worked a call center and was told they would "kill" me if I didn't reverse a charge. I had to fill out a report, and the sheriffs office in that county in that state was dispatched to have a "talk" with that customer. People need to learn to watch what they say.
airhead2015 18
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? what? irrelevant? I'll just leave...