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Anonynommer This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Holyoke, United States

I'm not paid enough for this

Today, at my first day on the job, a customer threatened my life because our vending machine had run out of Doritos. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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You ran out of nacho cheese right? If so the customer had good reason to freak out. But if it was over cool ranch they need to reconsider their priorities.

Someone is hungry o.O

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Stupid customers are the most unreasonable people on the planet. And unfortunately most customers are stupid. I had a customer just today who got annoyed when I wouldn't follow him to show him where something was until I finished with the other two customers who were in front of him in line to be helped. Heaven forbid he wait his turn!

Noritos is a sad thing.

I don't really like Doritos if it was extra hot hot Cheetos then maybe but it's still a bit over dramatic sorry OP if you had a bad first day

Take away a mans Doritos you take away his will to live

Ha! As a frito lay employee thanks for the job security. Lol

That's just the first reaction of many. Be prepared OP.

Doritos are amazing hope nothing happens when you run out of the next best thing...

Lol you better do like them Doritos and run out.

Its Doritos! Go big or go home! :P its all or nothing

Hey, Doritos are delicious.