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tammy999 This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

i'm doing FINE

Today, my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend bumped into me at McDonald's. I was sitting alone at a table with a Big Mac, two large fries, a large drink, and one case of chicken nuggets. FML

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this FML makes me hungry.

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whoa that's a lot of food. kinda of depressing being alone and eating all that...

I'm with twinkle on this one

lol #3

bambamhawk 0

damn

well that's not very healthy.

man eating that much mickeyDs alone must be so fat and we can see why hes an ex

"Hi. Welcome to McDonalds. Would you like a side of food with that trans fat?"

Um: that is the kind of food you should take home and eat *all alone* YDI, girl! Oh, and stop eating that crap. You're going to KILL yourself!

Malinkrot: There should not be an apostrophe in the word "nazis" in that sentence. Apostrophes indicate possession. :D