Christmas, Sexting, Parents and Intimacy: I can't unsee it - FML

I can't unsee it

By meikd423 - 10/09/2010 16:36 - France

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Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

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timmy455 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:22

that's hot

IsabellaC 0

Friday 10 September 2010 23:25

what a hoe!

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Anonymous123100 7

Monday 13 September 2010 5:57

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

xXSCENExFREAKXx 0

Monday 13 September 2010 6:42

nasty mommy

AnnaGoesRawrx3 5

Tuesday 14 September 2010 6:56

what has been seen can never be unseen o.o Someones getting a little early surprise for Santa! Who let the hoe's out?!

pseudonomous 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 7:22

Merry Christmas

docfan 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 8:52

send us the pics

mttystrd 0

Friday 17 September 2010 5:31

i wish i got her christmas card

soccerdude101 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 17:16

hey wussup

kriptx30 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 12:48

sweet! is she a milf?

brice_garrett 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:47



rockyoursocks 0

Friday 24 September 2010 8:38

why in the kitchen ? was she making Santa some cookies ? o:

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