ACAB, Cops and Love: I always feel like somebody's watching me

I always feel like somebody's watching me

By Chris - 20/11/2012 05:03 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to come pick up her things, and while I waited I took a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML

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Today, a bunch of cops showed up at my house demanding to see my wife to make sure she was OK. Turns out my insane out-of-state daughter swatted me, calling 911 to tell them I had tied up my wife, and been impersonating her for a week. FML

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By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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By exasperated - 17/04/2014 03:14 - United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from the police that my house had been burglarized, but an off-duty cop caught the criminal. I pull up to see my detained, psycho ex-boyfriend sheepishly grinning at me. He had three of my lace panties and two of my bras, claiming it was "all for memories' sake". FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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It's alive!

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, I decided I'd take a nap in my car because I got to work very early. As I was waking up from my nap, I saw a cop looking right at me. Turns out, a lady who'd parked her car right next to mine after I was asleep had called the cops on me because she thought I was dead. FML

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By jkass - 07/10/2011 15:07 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by the police. The cop was my ex-boyfriend. He had no legitimate reason to pull me over, so he thoroughly checked my car. He gave me a defect notice and a fine. What for? A broken door lock, on my rear passenger door. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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Not now, mom!

By Anonymous - 28/09/2020 18:02 - United States - Gillette

Today, my mother showed up to pick something up from my house. I was sleeping and before I knew it she was in my bedroom, jumping on my bed, saying hi to my ex-girlfriend who she thought was with me. It wasn't my ex, and I doubt that girl will ever want to hang out again after that awkward morning. FML

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Temper tantrum

By "QueenCortana Tiffany Turner" - 07/02/2020 14:00

Today, the cops were called to my apartment because my daughter had a temper tantrum while I was at work. She was naked when they were there. FML

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Mindwarp 4

Tuesday 20 November 2012 12:17

He needs to give it arrest.

pradip 26

Tuesday 20 November 2012 12:09

Gf : i'm coming to get my things OP: Ok, i'm taking a nap.

Comments

ScarlieC 25

Tuesday 20 November 2012 16:33

That's the last time you date a cop's daughter? Just out of curiosity, how many cop's daughters have you dated?

SoylentCandycorn 10

Tuesday 20 November 2012 16:56

Sounds like your ex's dad needs to be a professional, and keep his feelings out of his damn job.

183933 6

Tuesday 20 November 2012 17:21

You should have said you're all done with paying girls for sex so you'll never see her again.

Dcm210 19

Tuesday 20 November 2012 18:26

what were you thinking dating a cop's daughter in the first place?

patrickalamo 47

Tuesday 20 November 2012 18:34

File a complaint with internal affairs.

matt51698 2

Tuesday 20 November 2012 22:10

Report the officers, they can be warned or even fired for their misconduct and illegal search and seizure.

MoeT8979 8

Wednesday 21 November 2012 10:25

Report the cops... To the cops....? Ummm

MidnightOne 3

Wednesday 21 November 2012 0:08

Better to tell them: "Warrant." When they can't present one, close the door in their faces. Hint: You're under NO obligation to let a cop into your place without cause - and them picking up your ex's stuff without her present doesn't meet that criteria.