How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
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xundria 5

....lolwut? All I have to say is if he's that immature, you're better off without him.

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allie2590 31

You're an idiot. Not everyone has air freshener in their bathroom. People just need to come to terms with the fact that women shit, and it smells just as bad as men's.

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heartbrokenemo 0

YDI for being a pirate. everyone knows ninjas are cooler.

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lifeislife_fml 0

Everyone knows the pirate/ninja "competition" is stupid. Also, YDI for having the name "heartbrokenemo".

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RIKANA 0

looks like someone needs some one new. dump him! RI

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youthink_fml 0

YDI for dating a 14-year-old

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christen09 8

i would be mad too. i dont want ppl stinking up my house with their $hit that's rude. YDI

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Xtaci 0

lol I like to pretend girls don't do that

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LissaMccracken 23

That's immature as **** then. Good luck finding a girlfriend.

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fuzz97 23

he's retarded, you're better off without him

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purplemnm 9

it innaproptiate for girls to dhit FURIOUSLY....if you were ydi if not fyl he's a jerk

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September_fox 2

WTF? If you have to go you have to go, it doesn't matter how. Everyone poops, including girls and its no more inappropriate for them to poop at a guys house than it is for the guy to poop at a girl's house. That's what bathrooms are for. If you don't want it to smell, get an air freshener.

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