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Home improvement

Today, my son sprayed our white couch with Febreze. This would have been great, were the "Febreze" not actually black spray paint. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Now all you gotta do is get white spray paint.

Yarrachel 16

Spray the rest of it and you'll have a black couch. Black is classy.

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Your fault for not keeping something like that out of reach.

Once you go black you never go back

Why do people buy white furniture? It's an accident waiting to happen.

Was he by any chance huffing the paint before this happened? That's the only explanation I can think of...