Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, on my way to work, I came across a road accident. I approached the victims and administered first aid, but when the paramedics arrived, they told the cops to take the "cosplayer" away. I'm the E.R. doctor of the nearby hospital. I later had to work with these S.O.B.s. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
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schwancy 2
How about you just concentrate on the road. Leave the pedestrians alone.
ring13 0
ya sometimes I can't see the big white vehicle with flashings lights on the side of the road especially when I see some cute boys......
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Comments (79)
Leftieswillrule 3
skaters = douchebags, rule one when dealing with guys
iBoardSlide 0
skaters aren't douches, not all of them arsehole, Flirting Rule For Girls : never flirt with twats like you
DocBastard 40
FML commenters named Leftieswillrule = dumb clueless teenager. Give me a break, kid. Do you really think all skateboarders are assholes? Please give us some more Leftieswillrule insight. I'm simply bristling with anticipation.
Leeber 0
besides what do you know about dating guys? unless your gay.
slapsface 10
Dude skaters arnt douchbags but u r
NostalgiaFreak9 43
So by your logic, I guess all high school jocks are douchebags too? As a skater myself, I have met douchebag skaters, yes, but the skaters I hang out with are pleasant and down to earth people. Don't judge an entire group based on a few bad apples.
KelseyLovesYouu 2
I think it's more the guys fml.... "today, I was being taken away on a stretcher after a very serious skating accident and two girls whistled at me like I was some sort of dog. fml"
ksm80128 0
I kno right poor guy =
junkboy 4
^
ROFLFail 0
Their friend's going to the hospital, you're watching it go down, and this is an FML for you?
MYCATSEGA 0
if i was one of those guys i woulda flipped you off..
miranda_131 0
i'm pretty sure those were my friends...
kirstii 0
how is this FML too u?...
slegary 1
How do u not notice a ambulance which probably had it's lights flashing?
danilols689 11
tarts
move_on_already 2
How is this an FML? This is not life-altering. You didn't even know these "cute" boys. Get over your minor embarrassment and try acting like a normal human being next time you want to flirt with a boy.