Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, on my way to work, I came across a road accident. I approached the victims and administered first aid, but when the paramedics arrived, they told the cops to take the "cosplayer" away. I'm the E.R. doctor of the nearby hospital. I later had to work with these S.O.B.s. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
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schwancy 2
How about you just concentrate on the road. Leave the pedestrians alone.
ring13 0
ya sometimes I can't see the big white vehicle with flashings lights on the side of the road especially when I see some cute boys......
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Comments (79)
ChibiChibi_fml 28
The OP is female so there wouldn't be a boner to chill.
MuchDance90s 0
the ******** can have a mini boner
mrahhhhh 21
Future Darwin award nominees here! If you're all that inattentive next time one of you is driving, you'll get in for sure. Just make sure to crash into a huge tree so you don't take out any other people besides yourselves, hmm?
Cass3m0 0
I concur! Don't you feel like an asshole now, OP?
you_freak 7
Road pick-up fail
missfmylife101 0
you must be dumb.
aquastar 0
I'm sorry, but how did you not notice the ambulance, the flashing lights, and (most likely) the crowd of friends that surrounded him?? FHL.... :/
macskapingvin 0
Damn, leave the poor guys alone, stop this sexual harassment.
KyleIsSoFine 0
Oh wow. Fail for yooou. I'd beat you with my skateboard. >:/
stevenmx86 8
Ydi for being the epitome of class... </sarcasm>
LexSwift 17
I love that you used HTML code for sarcasm. It made me smile. (:
Cass3m0 0
FHL for whatever reason his friends called an ambulance, OP. You selfish bitch. :3