Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a festival. The very first thing we saw when we got there was a guy being wheeled away by paramedics. She freaked out and demanded we leave. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, on my way to work, I came across a road accident. I approached the victims and administered first aid, but when the paramedics arrived, they told the cops to take the "cosplayer" away. I'm the E.R. doctor of the nearby hospital. I later had to work with these S.O.B.s. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
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schwancy 2
How about you just concentrate on the road. Leave the pedestrians alone.
ring13 0
ya sometimes I can't see the big white vehicle with flashings lights on the side of the road especially when I see some cute boys......
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jonseyop 0
cobbles and cobblers cobbling my shoe
Bees_fml 0
Nonsense. As is the post. Doesn't even say whether or not the OP and her friend whistled. Pretty crucial detail there.
schwancy 2
How about you just concentrate on the road. Leave the pedestrians alone.
ohthebloodygore 16
12, it was still childish.
SeanFredrick 3
That's how my parents met. How is it childish to want to meet new people?
ohthebloodygore 16
21, whistling isn't childish.... I mean since humans can't speak and must resort to whistling to 'meet someone'. I think I misplaced this comment before since I can't find it. Oh well. If it's a double post, my apologies.
SeanFredrick 3
Eh, my bad, I thought you were referring to the meeting people while out driving and not "concentrat[ing] on the road," not the actual whistling. Sorry.
thebignixie 0
28, are you I_iz_B_A_Troll?
Jizwold 0
am I the only one that hates when people u don't know try to pull shit like that?
_streets_ 19
hahaha how the hell did u not see that before u slowed down and whistled.
SummerRae11 0
hahaha bitches
bridgette5866 0
hey your boobs are hanging out which I best was no accident.
jkamme54 2
5-yeah I'm sure you've whistled at tons of guys but got disgusted looks.
RawrTurtlez 0
Hahaha. Owned.
Saturn_fml 23
"We"? I bet it was just YOU!
smerry 3
agree op is really childish
Zmeilerr 22
"do you have a band-aid? I bruised my knee cause I fell for you"
ohSNAPyall 27
"do you have an ambulance? I broke both legs cause I fell for you"
unidentified_sta 5
Do you have a defibrillator because you cause my heart to undergo fibrillation. ... No seriously it is a long-term health problem help ple-
kile88 2
bahahahahahahahahahahah win
SparcMac 0
#14 is awesome
ohcanaduh 0
do you have a taco because im hungry. ^^^^^^^ ohcanaduhs is best
monkeymax 0
ha
soupey_fml 0
why do you faggots have to ruin everything with comments like, "hahahahahahaha win"?
ring13 0
ya sometimes I can't see the big white vehicle with flashings lights on the side of the road especially when I see some cute boys......
neonice 0
You have that problem too? Glad I'm not the only one.
nick3600 22
We will not rest until Obama does something about it
katelyn1993 0
Ouch...
GangstaGalahleio 0
wow, you really get distracted easily if you didn't even notice flashing ambulance lights.
andibear95 0
how do u not notice an ambulance... that's the reason for the flashing lights... :/